38 yer olds are good kisserssss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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