I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
