Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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