i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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