I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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