she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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