I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
