Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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