so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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