VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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