**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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