I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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