can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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