Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Randomize
