How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
