omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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