Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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