i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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