Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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