I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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