Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need a beard to bite.
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