dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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