the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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