I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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