The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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