Non-Jews are for practice
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
