It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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