So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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