I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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