you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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