When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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