Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
