yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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