Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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