i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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