I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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