to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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