you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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