but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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