I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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