Don't you send me to vm
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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