this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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