Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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