We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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