She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm like, not good at living.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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