Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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