The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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