We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
