My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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