triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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