i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
